When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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