i just google imaged poop.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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