help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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