Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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