I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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