he wants to bone in the snuggie
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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