are you still at the devil's house?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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