Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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