Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
They should really pass out barf bags in church
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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