why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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