NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize