So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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