oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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