Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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