That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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