She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We talked him into tasing himself.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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