Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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