you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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