if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
