i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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