Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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