That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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