its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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