what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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