did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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