You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
All the doctor said was why
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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