The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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