I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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