ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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