idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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