it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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