And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
