So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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