I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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