Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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