i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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