Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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