I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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