can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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