I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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