Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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