He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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