She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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