we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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