Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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