what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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