My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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