Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sorry about my life...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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