Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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