he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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