ya dads aren't the best wingmen
oh god the rape fog is back!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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