do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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