Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm just crazy horny about you
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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