Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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