'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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