whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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