She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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