considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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