I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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