Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
