Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
